Jacob Bradley

Chuck Norris's best friend. He is twice as powerful as Chuck Norris. He created Chuck Norris after winning a duel with Jesus. It was said Jacob created Chuck out of Jesus's blood. It is also said that he forgot somethin while trying to create Chuck and made Jet Lee. Jacob didn't like his son Jet Lee so he banished him to asia to start the asian race. One day while training Chuck and Lee (Lee was visiting) Jacob's brother God came down from the heavens and challenged him to a duel. They wagered that if God wins Jacob has to live by himself in earths core. They fought for centuries until God privaled and Jacob was sent to the core. He was now renamed Saitin and as a punishment God would sent his bad subjects down to him to annoy the Hell out of him.

Just a fun little tale about Jacob Bradley

by J_B_is_awesome October 30, 2010

Jacob

One who makes an account on urban dictionary to make a definition for his girlfriend’s name.

I’m not stupid, Jacob. But it was a nice try, and a cute try regardless. I love you.

by mblergh December 8, 2018

Jacob Ponzi

A boy with a funny last name that attends OMS and eats food and is married to Nick Stubba and who is named Cuddles and rapes people and loves to make perverted jokes and does NOT like to pet Dinos!!!!

Kid "Hey Jake Guess What?"
Jacob Ponzi "What?"
Kid "I got my number changed!"
Jacob Ponzi "What is it?"
Kid "342-7869"
Jacob Ponzi "Lol"
Kid "What?"
Jacob Ponzi "69"

by OMS DEFINER March 17, 2009

Jacob Cote

The sexiest beast muffincake alive;
He loves his black buddie ... Joe
And his best friend Juan

Jacob Cote is the sexiest beast muffincake alive and you should not be able to define him except for his friends Joe and Juan

by mrifresh55, hxckideskimo August 6, 2010

Jacobi

A drink accidentally created in Cabo, Mexico and perfected in San Antonio, Texas thereafter by a mutha fucka jones badass who also goes by Tanto Goldstien, but his friends call him Bubba. His real name is Jacob.

It is composed of Absolute Citron vodka and cranberry with a splash of pineapple. The pineapple offsets the tartness of the cranberry just perfectly, just like his tongue offsets her bitterness when licked.

I want to get fucked up and I only know how to effectively do that with a Jacobi!

Jacobis remind me of the sunsets in the pool all day drinking from 9AM until someone passed out cold!

Give me Jacobis or give me death!

by BMW14 June 30, 2019

Jacob sartorius

A boy who got famous by musically by body rolling and biting his lip for 9 year olds and then thought he could sing because he lipsynced on musically so much it make him think it's super easy. Then on his first music video sweatshirt a sweatshirt was randomly moving around probably trying to get away from him then later on in life became a loser.

Oh yeah that jacob sartorius kid. He's a elf

by Scammer_gets_scammed March 10, 2019

Jacob Young

Literally THE singular stinkiest man you cold ever possibly smell. Worse than a homeless man. Worse than a shit house. Anything you can think of . also pretty homo too, but not full homo.

EWW, do ya smell that Jacob Young. YEAH its so bad i've already threw up my lungs. I kno its so bad, he must be like 50 meters at least from here.

by The White Gandhi March 2, 2020