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Jared

Jared is mainly a name of a male
He is cute, funny, full of energy, klutzy, and has great hair! Jared is nice and not afraid to give his opinion, he will stand up for those he loves and doesn't take ANY shit!
Girl 1:who is that?
Guy 1: thats jared.

Girl 2: hes soooo hot!!
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"you know Jared from socioeconomics? He doesn't think I deserve rights."
by inowit November 24, 2019
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Obviously gay. Like you don’t even have to guess. Wears glasses.
He’s such a Jared. I wonder what his boyfriend’s like.
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a dick who makes you do everything and is socially a 13 year old in a skinny asshole body
You finally broke up with Jared!
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Typically white male, probably plays golf or tennis, and follows the outfit formula: T-shirt, shorts, Nike socks with white vans. A “Jared” is most likely an asshole who treats women like shit and says “oh shit my bad”
Person 1: oh my god why does he treat me like this
Person 2: because, he’s a “Jared”
by Solocupgirl December 9, 2019
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Loves master bating to pictures of his classmates also porn
by Nigdestroyer69 December 10, 2019
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A nigga who boofs all day and eats beans while running from linda
by jaredfriesen December 17, 2019
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