japanese flag

When one has consumed a particularly dodgy curry or food dish, the results of which are for one to have a severly inflammed sphincter (hence 'jap flag'). There maybe some discomfort when passing faeces. Jap flag is often associated with sibling terms "turtle head (turtling)", "Ring-Stinger" and "touching cloth"

"That was a dodgy curry last night, I think I'm jap flagging"

"I am experiencing a case of Japanese flag"

"Excuse me your majesty, I must depart immediately, I'm touching cloth and being partiotic I hope I dont wave the jap flag"

"That ring stinger has left me with a severe case of Japanese flag"

by El Dinho September 22, 2006

Japanese government

A group of stupid morons who made a congratulatory address for Dubya's reelection, that will just increase their own nations' body count in Iraq.

Japanese government will keep on licking kornhole of George W. Bush in his second term.

by unkn0wn November 3, 2004

japanesing

A technique used to assist competition speed-eaters to consume large quantities of food in very a short space of time.

Mostly found where bread products are used eg. Burgers, Hot-Dogs and consists of the competitor dipping the said food item briefly into a cup of water (must be present for health and safety reasons) before swallowing either without chewing or very little.

This moistens the bread and avoids "dry-congealing" of the bread in the throat.

"I prefer to use Japanesing... some people like it, some dont... it helps me though and I'm the state champion!

by kegmar June 5, 2009

Japanese Fire Escape

When several people get out of a car at a stoplight, and have sex on top of the car. A sex act that is extremely difficult to pull off, and has an extremely high probability of arrest. DO NOT ATTEMPT

Did you see those two have sex on their car??" "No, i can't believe anyone would try the Japanese Fire Escape!

by hollowed leaf December 28, 2010

Japanese U-boat captain

When you go down on your girl for so long, that your glasses get fogged up.

I went down on Marci for 54 minutes last night and I looked like a Japanese U-boat captain

by jcracky April 23, 2013

Japanese Butterfly Kiss

When two rock hard cocks lightly brush heads together resembling an "Eskimo kiss".

Ryan and Mike looked deep into each other's eyes while they shared a sensual Japanese Butterfly Kiss.

by DreadyorKnot November 22, 2014

Japanese Handshake

The act of a man giving himself oral sex while standing, thusly making him resemble a Japanese man bowing.

Ex: Dude, I totally had a Japanese Handshake on the subway yesterday! High Five!

by PhillyPizzaGod May 6, 2014