Lifestyle jacker

A person who takes shortcuts in life to achieve the same result.

I went to the gym and lost 60 lbs. but a lifestyle jacker gets liposuction to lose 60 lbs. aka slacker aka damn I work hard

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

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Career Jacker

A person who steals all your hardwork and claims all the credit aka boss aka coworker aka bastard

"Good job team", says the career jacker. Now blank's name aka person who's career is being jacked can you also add our names to the credit. #tellyourbosstokickrocks

by The Original Blaqadomas May 30, 2018

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Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.

Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.

by Chuck Denniston October 5, 2018

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One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.

Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth June 3, 2020

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anti-jackser

The people who still believe that Michael Jacksom was never real, but in fact a hologram. The group believes that the reason he died, was because there wasn't enough income from record sales and they couldn't afford to keep it up and running.

Guy 1: did you know that Michael Jackson was actually a hologram the whole time?

Guy 2: Shut up, Anti-Jackser

by alienss4 December 22, 2020

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