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Jackass

An insult that sounds like it should be a swear word but it isn't. Because it's not a swear word, you need to compensate for it by saying fuck three times.
by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024
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jackass hill

Jackass hill is defined as pushing your enemy down a hill and decapitating them
Wow that dude needs pushed down Jackass hill
by Atmosphere_Gongtu June 29, 2018
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left lane jackass

Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.

The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.

Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.
Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.
by MeDavebo September 29, 2014
mugGet the left lane jackassmug.

Jackass

You
You are a jackass
by Icomeherefortheclout September 22, 2020
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jimmy jackass

person whom you do not know, whom is acting foolishly.
Driver:" this guy in front of me is being a real jimmy jackass"

passenger:" ya i know he is swerving all over the road and doing like 35 WTF man!"
by The Pi Guy17 February 18, 2011
mugGet the jimmy jackassmug.

Jackass

This may mean a stubborn idiot, who is also extremely handsome and/or a joker
Man, you know Sam?
Yeah, he's a real jackass.
by Slack&Stat November 24, 2023
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Jackass

Zerry is a Jackass
by Zerry is a Jackass October 26, 2019
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