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Jackassery

1. n. A place where there are Jackasses (the animal) or people who act like jackasses.

2. adj. Statements made by a jackass ,or person, which are untrue, and which the true facts are already known by the listeners.

3. v. The consistent act of being a jackass.
1. That party is full of jackasses, it's going to turn into a jackassery.

2. Hey, Will just try to tell me Beautiful is spelled with a V, what a jackassery.

3. Becky always does some stupid jackassery everytime she gets drunk!
by El_Hombre September 18, 2008
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jackass ripoffery

The act of doing Jackass-style stunts, because you can't think of anything new to do and want to make it big, you dipshit.
"Hey! Look at this internet site! It has cool stunt videos!"
"No, fuck that Jackass Ripoffery. I like original comedy."
"fuck you, Bam rules!"
by Peter Coffin February 28, 2004
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jackass

Can be preformed while fucking doggy style, grabbing each hip tight enough to steer, and running you partner at full speed head first into the wall! Thus, performing the Jackass.
Resembling some 'Jackass' stunts with shopping carts.
by rickydizzle March 11, 2008
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Jackass

1) Kanye West as stated by President Obama off the record.
2) A person for what ever reason acting without common sense
3)The average middle class or poor Republican
1) President Obama: He's a jackass.
2) Kanye West VMA 2009
3) Jackass Republican-Socialist! Human with common since- those greedy Republicans have convinced that jackass that if it's not capitalism gone wild it's "Socialist"
Note:not all Republicans are greedy some are just "jackasses"
by YOUlieNot September 16, 2009
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jackass

1.A person whole will sit there and lie to you right in your face, even when they know they are and/or are proven wrong.
2.An individual who will make up stories that have no possibility of being true whatsoever. Everytime the story is told, it continues to become more and more outrageous.
3.Someone who parents are hygenisists and still has bad breath.
4 Someone who doesn't get a hint and continues to piss you off in which the only rememdy is to prank there dorm room with a bucket.
1. Jackass: "I scored with 3 girls last night"
Us: "Uh no you were with us all night"
Jackass: "Uh ya that's right it was only 2 girls"
2. Jackass: "Last night I drank 40 beers in in 30 minutes"
Next night, the story is told again with it being 50 beers
3. Self explanatory
4. May go to Humber College
by Evil_lawn_gnome August 25, 2006
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jackass

"male donkey", .. but other than that, someone who thinks they are right about a certain subject to the exclusion of even being able to comprehend another persons viewpoint, and they will generally take or make actions based on this superimposed 'im always right' attitude whether it hurts others or not ...
dude decided to hook up with some old highschool friends and leaves a note for his wife because shes working late, then he doesnt show up till the next morning .. what a jackass ..
by hijackednation October 18, 2010
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jackassedness

The art of being a complete and utter jackass. Very few people can achieve such a great title, but there are some who define it well. Like a queer named c-dav.
Are you kidding? Of course you're a jackass! You define jackassedness!
by Jakobo April 21, 2004
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