by 🥺👉🏻👈🏻 April 24, 2020
Get the Jordan mug.If you’re friend’s with someone named Jordan then you’re in great luck! They are the most weird,funny,nice and also meanest person you’ll ever met. Also when they get attached to you they could be veeeeery clingy.
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.
The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.
The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)
1.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*
2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*
3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-
4.
A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.
5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*
2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*
3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-
4.
A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.
5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.
by Imretarded245 March 4, 2020
Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is normally a narcissist who only cares about himself. He goes out with girls just to break heir hearts.
by NateDog01 March 8, 2020
Get the Jordan mug.A small arab country in the middle east that has petra and the Dead Sea in it, capital is Amman. Jordan can also be used as a name
by Lors.pancake May 13, 2020
Get the Jordan mug.A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is a bro and sometimes a cunt but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him and he's very old and porky.
Girl 1. Oh my gosh that guy has to be a Jordan!
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
Girl 2. He is very sweet he's a total Jordan.
Guy 1. I wish I was as popular as that guy Jordan
Guy 2. Man I wish I was as athletic as Jordan
by Freddy6424 July 3, 2020
Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog
by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020
Get the Jordan mug.A boy who you can trust, he is funny sweet, and very chill. He is so vibe but sometimes he´s is only a friend. He has a reasonable home life and is usually white with brown hair, brown eyes, and is a little short. He makes memes and is so cute. So many girls like him but he decides to say no one loves him! He is athletic but lazy, probably a runner or basketball player. You should befriend one of these guys because they are bombing
by Cassidy31 November 4, 2020
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