Fabulousness Issues

A social disease where the victim needs to prove that his or her time is more valuable than yours. Style choices, small dogs and above all digital gadgetry are all used by victims to remind themselves of their fabulousness and to remind you that if anyone is going to be living in a movie it's them and not you. At risk populations include aspiring celebrities and gay men.

"Josh has fabulousness issues. He's on his cell phone even when we're ----"

by Abby Faria August 5, 2008

Daddy Issues

A young gayboy rejected by his father seeking for older gay men on Grindr to compensate his difficult childhood.

„Yesterday i dated this younger gay guy in a bar. OMFG he has some daddy issues...“

by berlindaddy June 2, 2018

trust issues

thanos bean

thanos bean is responsible for 90% of my trust issues

by jazzyplants April 13, 2021

Daddy Issues

She filters the world through the lenses of
schemas self-fulfilling prophecies of

submissiveness to the dominance of

others

she lives at the mercy of.

“She’s such a people pleaser, does she have daddy issues or something?”

by poetB March 14, 2022

KMC Alignment Issues

A Keyboard/Mouse/Computer Alignment Issue is a variation of obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) which involves the way your keyboard and mouse are in relation to your computer. If you have a KMC Alignment Issue, you constantly move your keyboard and mouse to align perfectly with your computer and your mouse and keyboard must be completely even with each other.

1. If my keyboard and mouse are uneven, I go crazy and fix it!
2. If my keyboard and mouse don't align perfectly with a computer, I take the time to perfectly align it.
3. KMC Alignment Issues suck! I'm always moving my keyboard and mouse to align with my computer!

by A Random Person with a KMC Alignment Issue. January 13, 2008

never had any issues

Not having any problems with a job carried out by a professional.

“Painted a car in a car park the other day, done it for years, never had any issues”.

by Blaine2020 February 19, 2020

Daughter Issues

When you are dating or are attracted to a girl that resembles or looks exactly like your daughter. Sometimes people mistake said girl for your daughter. Alot younger in age than you.

You must have "daughter issues" your dating a girl I mistaked for your daughter

by BrittanyAnn 😘 April 13, 2021