Menghini-ism

An action or phrase that contains language that causes offence and humour at the same time, increasing the mortality rate of those in the local area. Also a type of STD found on the head of penises of Jews that have been chopped off by a Neo-Nazi

"How do you pick up a jewish girl, with a dustpan and brush"
Wow man, thats such a Menghini-ism you cant say that!

by LondonBanta October 5, 2019

Meissner-ism

Meissner-ism, corollary to Murphy's law. Seemingly random, inexplicable result of some innocuous event that somehow becomes completely convoluted and defies all logic to clear up.

Why did 52 computers in two crates randomly show up at my door? Must be a meissner-ism.

by Johnald P November 13, 2018

Ism Schism

An intervention that turns into a fight

James: you hear about the Ism Schism between Amelia and Nikki.

by INeedAPsychologist September 2, 2023

second floor ism

The ability to loose all touch with reality.

Ever since Joe went to the second floor he is so out of touch with everyone, it's like he's got second floor ism

by Stemsize December 17, 2021

ketanji-ism

The ability to breathe, to think before you speak and then with a zen like ability speak your peace with conviction and strength.

By Sukari6ft

After being disrespected by Mayo monkeys, she summoned her ketanji-ism and continued .

by Sukari6ft March 25, 2022

Don-ism

Don-ism (The Don) One who feels they can manage a multitude of relationships through manipulation and sexual appeal who have no limits or conscious towards others. Nor do they intend to follow through with relationship promises as they are juggling 5-10 people at one time with each party having no knowledge of the other.

Adam will never leave Don-Ism he has lost his desire and ability to be tied down and satisfied with one woman.

by SoulsSeekMe May 23, 2022

binnie-ism

a religion founded in 2020 by lewis binnie in a scottish town,

this religion believes that every religion is infinitely correct and incorrect due to the multiverse theory

for example, to the followers of binnie-ism this universe could be the one where judaism is correct but the next universe over it mite be christianity or pastafarianism etc.

by bin man June 30, 2024