Shrek sexes you
by elisavetandariadneis2prettybes April 27, 2021
Get the sexesmug. You get a text, it's from fiona. She says "I want you for dinner tonight..." so with no hesitation you drive to her house with the biggest erection you ever had. She opens the door and takes you to her bed room and begins to take her clothes off, she turns her back on you and takes off her panties, revealing her nice juicy ass. You take off your clothes nad ahe throws you on the bed and she sucks you dick. You go sexually "ah fuuuuccck..." then, butt naked, she turned around with her ass in front of you goes closer, and closer and she plants her ass and her pussy on your face and she sucks her dick. Your one option is to eat it out, so you do. Then she turns around again and the she starts to jerk your cock a bit then sticks your 10 incher in her pussy. Up and down, up and down she is riding you HARD. She is moaning loud and you both orgasm at the same time. But fiona is not finished. She starts to French kiss you while she is sitting on your cock. Then she backs up and puts it in her mouth and sucks it, up and down up and down. In and out in and out. You cum, you cum for Soooooooo long and the semen is everywhere. You still have some energy left in you, so you turn her around to reverse cowgirl and you spank her ass and play with it as you watch her nice white round ass jiggle like jello. The next morning you cant move , but ita with it.
I wish I could be having sex
by Nova is boi March 13, 2021
Get the Sexmug. Me: *looks up something on urban dictionary*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*
Me 5 seconds later: *realized what I was looking at was a sex joke*
by seuneup June 26, 2021
Get the Sexmug. Something uniquely good, and often easily identifiable for having a large amount of effort put into it. Used as a reaction to content one enjoys as a stand alone phrase
In response to someone demonstrating an ability in an activity that you previously thought not possible:
this is sex
this is sex
by Pseudo-lexicographer November 22, 2017
Get the this is sexmug. by Thenoncreativename June 26, 2023
Get the Sexmug. Your sex is your biological gender that is assigned at birth. If you are born with a penis, then your sex would be male, and if you were born with a vagina, then it would be female. Here’s how it gets complicated. Gender identity and biological sex are two different things, so if the two aligned, then you are cis(gender), however if they don’t, you are trans(gender). So a trans man’s sex would be female, but gender would be male and vice verca for trans women.
by blah_blah-blah_ June 2, 2022
Get the Sexmug. When a mans private part “the penis” is put into a woman’s private part “the vagina” and the man release something called sperm and the woman has eggs that the woman releases the every mouth aka “period ” and at the good time they will have sex and the sperm will go into the egg to fertilise it.
Man: hey wanna have sex?
Woman: sorry I’m not in my mood
Man: it’s fine
Woman: r u sure?
Man: yes I’m sure, a relationship isn’t all about having sex, wanna get Maccas then?
Woman: yes please!
Woman: sorry I’m not in my mood
Man: it’s fine
Woman: r u sure?
Man: yes I’m sure, a relationship isn’t all about having sex, wanna get Maccas then?
Woman: yes please!
by Sav_clair_d December 30, 2020
Get the Sexmug.