Jar oats

The legendary jar of oats only eaten by one specific epic individual who teaches 10th grade geometry.

Oh, your eating jar oats, you can't do that you're unqualified!

by The most Epic gamer October 26, 2018

mason jar

A measure of the diameter of the anal sphincter.

Holy shit! Goatse's ass is like 3 mason jars wide!

by spanto May 05, 2005

Jar Of Cocaine

What Johnny Depp allegedly had as stated by Amber Turd so it’s clearly false cos she did a bump in court while on the stand

Amber Turd: “..and he had a jar…A JAR of cocaine”
Johnny Depp: *giggles*

by Aquamannnnn May 06, 2022

arm jar

is where you apply deodorant after a shower then get sweaty and instead of showering you add more deodorant instead of washing your pits to the point where moving your arm is like opening a new jar

man I was so embarassed yesterday at the club I had a arm jar when I danced wit my lady

by Slimballin August 12, 2009

Wonder Jar

When a man places his penis or taxidinker into a jar full of water to make it look bigger.

Kyle: "That's fucking disgusting dude, get that wonder jar out of here."
Nick: "It's not a wonder jar... I just fell dick first off the balcony at a mason jar factory."
Kyle: "Your dick is small and ugly."

by CATFOOODS February 02, 2012

Pickle jar

used to describe a place full of men

Man this party is a pickle jar. There isn't a girl in sight.

by Rob June 10, 2004

Dizzle Jar

A "Dizzle Jar" is a jar that you put $.25 in every time you say the name "John Dana". For being such a shitty boss his name was/is banned from being spoken. He is also not good enough for a name and is referred to as: HE WHO HAS NO NAME, DIZZLE, or THAT WHO CANNOT BE SPOKEN OF.

You said John Dana, now put $.25 in the Dizzle Jar.

by Dizzle Dana January 18, 2008