Midas Pipeline

Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.

"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"

by Pup_Niff December 21, 2020

Mexican Pipeline

When you do the Mexican lawnmower and catch all of the shit in a condom, freeze the condom and insert back up anal cavity

Hey babe, wanna do the Mexican pipeline with me?

by Mexican Pipeliners December 1, 2019

British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!

by Depressed Male July 30, 2017

Sinfest Pipeline

A pipeline in which one begins with relatively progressive views except for their dislike of transgender folks, and ends with alt-right or even fascist-esque views.

Originates from the comic artist Sinfest, who began as a trans-exclusionary radical feminist, and devolved into a neo-Nazi.

Guy 1: It feels like yesterday Sam was super progressive aside from his transphobia, but now he's so hateful!
Guy 2: Sounds like he went down the Sinfest Pipeline.

by thedefinerrrrrrrrrrrr February 1, 2025

native pipeline

When you take an absolute steamer of a dump in a condom and freeze it to later give to your girlfriend to absolutely blast herself with.

I gave Sarah a native pipeline last night and she will never go back to her old ways.

by Blumpkinking44 December 2, 2022

Colonial pipeline

The definition of a gay orgy between 1607 and 1783

Did you hear William Ramsford, Sir Bradley, his esquire, and Mr. Edmund were quartered and hung for partaking in the colonial pipeline?

by Captain Slap Jack May 10, 2021

New York Pipelines

When you gangbang grandma on an abandoned railroad track at 1am on a Tuesday.

Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023