tunnel vision

When your moving so fast your peripheral vision becomes extremely blurry and you can only see straight ahead.

"I got to ride in a Z06 yesterday"

"Was it fun?"

"Yeah but after 160mph I started to get tunnel vision"

by Anal-Explode March 05, 2007

tunnel of love

Matt's ass, a great, unending cavern in which many things reside. Also acts as a dimensional portal connected to China through means unknown to mortal man.

"Look out! The chair's gonna be sucked into the tunnel of love!"

by Jerva September 14, 2003

Tunnel Rat

A very very VERY lazy creature who sits at home all day and plays Assassins Creed Brotherhood. Little is known about this volatile creature, but it is known that they like to masturbait to 2 girls 1 cup.

That Tunnel Rat just got MRSA!

by Abraham does it gooooood January 01, 2011

tunnel whore

A prostitute who frequents the area leading to the tunnels from Manhattan to New Jersey.

Spring Street is crawling with tunnel whores on Saturday night.

by Dorothy November 14, 2004

fudge tunnel

Another word for taking it up the ass.

Jimmy took it up his fudge tunnel.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Jerkal Tunnel

Carpal tunnel from jerking off too much is jerkal tunnel.

I rub one out at least 5 times a day, hope I don't get jerkal tunnel.

by AmberLyn February 25, 2012

food tunnel

Describes oneself or another person as a means of indiscriminate food passage, and usually for large amounts of it. Not complimentary.

Judith, you're a food tunnel. I've cooked all day and you come in here stinking of McDonald's.

by ideefixe January 05, 2013