fix ya face

A state of being when ones point of view is changed so drastically they in fact need their face fixed.

Symptoms include: slackjaw, wide eyes, a look of awe, a feeling of bewilderment and an overall sense that you may have just been in the presence of a God. In extreme circumstances, the act of fixing ones face has resulted in minor headaches.

It can also be used as a threat.
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'Look man, if you don't stop stealin' my jelly beans I'm gonna fix ya face!'

or

You see the hottest floosie in the bar and right as you walk up to her she faceplants. You pause then simply say, fix ya face.

If it is not used in a phrase then it is simply a state of being one is in when they see something amazing.
by mr.james. August 20, 2010
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fixed permanent interest

A high amount of interest expected on monies owed that does not decrease until ALL of the money is paid.
Germany continued to pay Britain its' fixed permanent interest loan until well into world war two.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004
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fix-it monkey

Downing said, "I'm not a fix-it monkey anymore."
by Trogdor July 12, 2003
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fix my car

v. refers to getting high, usually in the middle of doing something else that is important
K: I have a free period. I'm gonna go home and fix my car.
D: You mean you're gonna go home and get hella high.
by dropacidnotbombs March 19, 2011
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Fixing the leaky faucet

When your at a party and two people are aduably having sex in another room, they're not having sex, they're just fixing the leaky faucet.
At sians house:
(sexual noises)
Kiki, Andy what are you doing in there?
errrr.....
uhhhh.....
Were just fixing the leaky faucet!
by Dmonney September 01, 2005
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fixed speed camera

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.
"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"
by jt July 13, 2003
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i can fix him

female syndrome “i can fix him” occurs when a woman focuses her energies of fixing anything that she deems to be incorrect with him.
by alexianant June 29, 2022
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