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Houston

The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.
How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?
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Houston Kool Aid

Man, this colds been kicking my ass. Been taking shots of Houston Kool Aid all day today.
by somebodythatyoudontknow October 16, 2018
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Houston Astro’d

The Houston Astros are a Major League Baseball team that plays in the American League West Division. They cheated their way to a World Series win in 2017 with a center field camera and by banging a trash can to let the batter know what pitch was coming. In 2018, they traded in the trash can for a buzzer that 5’6” Jose Altuve from Hobbiton stuck up his butt. The Astros have long been known to have something dirty on MLB commissioner Robb Manfred, as he let them keep the trophy, the trash cans and even the butt buzzers.
Derek totally stole my idea and then went to my boss, Jim with it. Jim loved the idea and gave him a raise. Derek Houston Astro’d me
by Aggieelmore July 24, 2023
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Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick
by R.L Stien August 12, 2024
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Houston

Home to everything except snow. We don’t all ride horses and own a oil well in our backyard. Most people here hate people from Dallas, don’t ask why. Our only body’s of water are polluted bayous, flooding, and pools. A democratic city that’s happens to be in a republican state. Our basketball team won’t go to the finals anytime soon. We cuss a lot, listen to Travis Scott, and Beyoncé. But our city is still cool
Person 1: Why is it flooding
Person 2: Welcome to Houston
by Pierce is cool September 2, 2020
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Houston

A pink cactus girl with a cute ribbon on her. Please try to avoid her as much as you can, because she craves for cheese.
???: "Hey Houston, do you liKe cHeEsE?"
Houston: "yes"
by frothyshikkumi July 22, 2020
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Dirty Houston

When you sit in your room of your mothers house for 365 days masturbating with a VR headset into your Pot Noodle.. Then eating the noodles.
by riverdthecactus September 6, 2021
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