South Houston High School

Everybody knows everybody at the school, every girl dates multiple guys and guys date they homies secretly cheating on their girl

Erick: "That girl right there is fine as fuck!."
Jason: "Oh her? She dated 3 motherfuckers in this school a few weeks ago."
Erick: "Damn that's how you know she goes to South Houston High School."

by youngtakuache2020 September 22, 2020

Spicy Houston

A shot of vodka, hot sauce, and cum.

“Bro, my girl mad freaky!”
“What she do?”
“She made me drink a Spicy Houston! I almost died lmao.”

by yr mom lol June 20, 2019

Houston Hype House

A place where girls who have nowhere better to live come crash for a year or seven. Features cinnamon milky floors, oily dishes and you'll never feel lonely because there are so many cockroaches you can become friends with.

I have no idea what to do with my life... should I just join the Houston Hype House?

by InternPTN March 30, 2025

Houston Hotbox

The act of getting killed by the smoke/chemical fumes of a industrial accident. Named for the multitude of industrial accidents that have occurred in the area around Houston, Texas.

Person 1: My man got Houston Hotboxed in that plant fire
Person 2: And that's why a house next to a chemical plant is a bad idea

by inhaleball April 7, 2021

Houston

A city in Texas where literally no one can drive. It it kinda cool I guess but it is just budget Dallas.

I'm going to go to Houston! I hope I don't get into a major car accident again.

by UraniumTexan July 10, 2023

Houston honeybee

A sexual act in which a guy or girl gives a blowjob to a male they then proceed to hold the sperm in their mouth until eating out a pussy thus the woman who was eaten out becomes pregnant

Male #1:dude me and Jessica gave Melissa a Houston honeybee

Male #2: sweet!

by That_random318 January 9, 2023

Houston

The reason why the Dallas Cowboys don't dominate all of Texas.

How do we get Houston to join us Cowboys?

by The guy from Scam Support Inc. May 11, 2022