Dirty Houston

When you sit in your room of your mothers house for 365 days masturbating with a VR headset into your Pot Noodle.. Then eating the noodles.

Oh there’s another Dirty Houston..

by riverdthecactus September 6, 2021

Houston

The most diverse city in the US, with a huge Asian/Indian population.

Man, I love going to school in Houston, it's very diverse and the people are respectful and well behaved. The only issue is my class rank is shit even though my grades are good.

by StormBread September 18, 2021

Houston Hairball

Cutting off all of ones pubes ejaculating on them rolling them into a ball and freezing it and then using it as a butt plug on a women

Tyrone: Bro you heard what Jamal did?
Bartholomew: Nah what he did?
Tyrone: He gave Teresa a Houston Hairball
Bartholomew: nawwww

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 24, 2025

Gustavo el luevo le gus gustav houston

Abbeys dog

Gustavo el luevo le gus gustav houston is fat

by Hamstershoiss August 24, 2025

Arch manning standing on business against Sam Houston

When you celebrate something really small and minimal. Form of sarcasm.

Nora made a C on her essay!!! Yesss it’s like Arch Manning Standing on Business Against Sam Houston!!

by Labubu67mafi November 28, 2025

Houston Spit Roast

When you’re in an applebees, blinker the cart and end up throwing up and shitting at the same time in their bathroom.

Hey, where’d anthony go? “he got hit by the houston spit roast.”

by goonsquadd December 30, 2025

Houston Hotpot

Get some gerbils, peanut butter, a Morningstar, saran wrap, a car battery, and a shit ton of electrical wire. Sit on one, insert another orally then rush to connect the wires to the battery while spinning to cover up completely with cellulose wrap.

Phil thinks he's getting wierd this weekend, but only reinvented the Houston Hotpot

by Estebe January 17, 2025