hooker shower 

A hooker shower is when you're in a bathroom and you don't have soap... or maybe you just have hand soap.. and you don't have towels, maybe you just have toilet paper, or some very loose tissue paper that you just kind of rip apart. And you pretty much bathe in the sink, you give yourself sort of a sponge bath and then you drip dry or use whatever, you know, your clothes... and to Anthony Green.. it's pretty refreshing.

Anthony: First thing I do when I get in a venue, besides maybe like, dunk my head in the sink and take like a hooker shower, is I start singing and warming up. Gettin' ready.

hooker shower by minderlithe February 20, 2011

hooked nose 

An extremely off centered nose

"Hooked nose" is defined in the story below:
Senor Tomaso Padilla, the anal conqistador of Spain, had his nose hooked six inches to the left because he insulted someone

hooked nose by Poopypoopoo696969 December 18, 2016

Hooked 

When a substance or person has you hooked.

Same as your shirt getting hooked to a lose nail, if you stop and un-hook yourself you will be freed, and dont have to go back to that nail. But can choose to do so at ones free will.

Hooked by Eliz in Reno, NV March 7, 2010

Dirty Pirate Hooker 

1.) a fun and nice way of calling someone an extremely dirty whore.
2.) a term used among good friends to explain and emphasize how big of dirty whores they think their friends are.
3.)a dirty slut who sleeps with pirates for money.

'Dirty' as in sleeps with everyone 'Pirate' as in sleeps with pirates 'Hooker' as in so good you should have to pay.

ex.)
"you are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yer a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
"yous uh Dirty Pirate Hooker"

Guy: "I'll give you ten bucks"
Girl: (Gasp)"what do you think I am, a Dirty Pirate Hooker?"
Guy: "yea, your dirty , your a prostitute, and your personal ad says 'call to get some booty' "

Guy 1: (asks a question)
Guy 2: (answers with smart ass remark)
Guy 1: "You are a Dirty Pirate Hooker"
Guy 2: (smiles)"Yes I am"

Dirty Pirate Hooker by BigFeet4Life July 20, 2008

Dirty Hooker 

a hooker who has stds

In the ghetto you never no whos a dirty hooker and who isnt

Dirty Hooker by !!@##$$%%^&* January 4, 2006

hooped 

Broken, not working properly

This joystick is hooped

hooped by monkeywerks May 14, 2005

homopedobestiapyronecrophilliac 

Someone who makes love to dead young animals of the same sex, after first setting fire to them.

Now there's a foul stench coming from the farm just after the cow has calved, he's going down to the farm with matches and all the rest of his stuff; he's a homopedobestiapyronecrophilliac.

homopedobestiapyronecrophilliac by Fearman September 7, 2007