Hooker Cards

Advertisements in the form of trading cards that you receive in Vegas while walking down the strip.

flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist: "What's that sound?"
Mexican: "Ladies, smoke, week, blow, strip club?"
Tourist: "How about a pile of those hooker cards?"
Mexican: flick, flick, flick, flick ... flick, flick, flick, flick.

Tourist 2: "What's that sound?"

by Michelle Spirits March 18, 2010

hooked up like a dumptruck

to get a lot more than you pay for or expect due to the kindness of someone else looking out for you.

Bono- " did you get that dime bag?"

Me- " yeah, it's hooked up like a dumptruck"

Bono- " holy crap that's the fattest dime bag i've ever seen!"

by randyseyecandies September 14, 2010

Hook Five

When sitting next to your buddy at the bar a high five is made difficult due to a few reasons:

- holding a drink in one hand

- lack of space

- having to turn to face each other
The new and improved hook five allows for an awesome high five while maintaing the same sitting position, not putting down a drink and still achieving a high five.

To perform the hook five simply lift your outside arm up and over your head, close to performing a hook shot in basketball, and complete by bringing it in for the slap.

Hey Buddy, check out that chick at the end of the bar, DIBS... *HOOK FIVE!*

by Fepic Bros December 25, 2010

hook and real

This sexual act only works if you have a condition called crooked dick.

The act takes place upon insertion of the crooked hook dick into the magical wizard skin sleeve that is a vagina. This is the point where it gets real.

Upon insertion you must convince your partner to find her happy thought or else you kill there children.

The hook and real gave me my war.

by Jb habes March 10, 2017

Hookala

When you are at a body of water and a fisherman throws a hook at you and you get caught on the hook.

I was Hookalaed yesterday in the pool! What a Jerk!!!

by Eavan July 12, 2017

hoofter

Hoofter is a homosexual male, who enjoys joking about his gayness bc he is comfortable with his sexuality.

Friend: "Oi ya hoofter"

Homo: "Aye thats me pal, hoofter poofter"

by Hoofter 3000 May 3, 2018

Hooker stand

The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground

Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker

by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021