hooker spit

Hooker spit contains many substances, such as:
weed, nicotine, ash, alcohol, cocaine, sperm, skin tissue, fuzz,
some times teeth, blood, hair, sweat, and tears of children.
"Hey Tim!"
"Yeah!"
"You got any beer with you?"
"Dude, it's 8:30 in the morning!"
"Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of hooker spit out of my mouth."
"You know what, I think I'll have a beer to"
by Srsneaky July 16, 2009
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hooker poop

Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.
Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.
by Johnny Marshmallow August 19, 2009
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Hooker Punch

A delibetrate punch in the ass at the right angle such as to cause a charlie horse.
My whore friend Lacy hooker punched me now I have a limp.
by Cyle Dean October 04, 2006
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hookers bath

Definition 1. is a blatant rip-off of George Carlin.
Mr. Carlin didn't use hookers bath to describe the washing of these four areas.
by Carlin Fan October 04, 2005
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asian hooker

In the movie Dirty Work, Chris Farley's character gets his nose bit off by an Asian hooker.
Synonyms: Saigon Whore,Rice Hole.
Antonyms: An asian who gives sex for free ,any kind of hooker who is not asian.
Common misspellings: Agent Hooker (actually a good porn movie), Ajen Hoker (A Jen Ho Ker), Asiane Hoooker (A si an Hooooooker like the cookie crips guy except with an h at the beginning and a er instead of kie crisp at the end.), "Cocaines a hell of a drug and i like to do copious amounts of it off asian hooker's asses."-Rick James
by YaBingedrinkingmom July 19, 2008
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Sandy Hooker

A Sandy Hooker is someone who believes that the shootings at Sandy Hook in December 2012 were actually a false flag terrorist attack by the United States government. This is a conspiracy theory that says that the Obama administration ordered the massacre to occur so that it could implement stricter gun control laws.
Alex Jones is a Sandy Hooker because he believes in the Sandy Hook conspiracy theory. He is also a truther and a birther.
by Aliases February 03, 2013
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Hooker Barbie

Noun- means girl with dyed blonde hair, fake boobs and no clothes on
As in "Miss.Hawaiian Tropic 2004 looks like Hooker Barbie
by Stacie October 12, 2004
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