holy shroud

when one has crime scene sex with a chick on the rag then wraps themself up in the bloody sheet afterwards.

Man I was so tired after fucking Shaniqua this morning I pulled the holy shroud over my head and went back to sleep.

by Shamrock5 January 15, 2009

Holy Kiss

An androgynous action of kissing in communion of hearts among men and women. Often given by a Spiritman.

He gave me a Holy kiss, and I knew he would show me the path of Christ consciousness.

by TheRealSpiritMan January 18, 2023

Holy asshat

When a man of God, ie preacher, priest, ect., sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, asshat , or donkey sombrero.

I went to pick up a piece of paper for the pope and he gave me an holy asshat.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Holy Fudge

A less swearing way of saying "Holy Fuck" Or say "Fuck" In general.

"Holy Fudge that was incredible"

by DavidJJM8 April 24, 2016

holy shnippits

a way of saying 'holy cow'

HOLY SHNIPPITS MAN, no WAY would i be using the nurse's chapstick, you SICKO!!GOSH!!

by j to tha a to tha ckie January 04, 2005

Holy Shizzite

Another way to say Holy Shit, created by Chicago native Dr. Shizzite.

Wow, I just won $10,000! Holy Shizzite!

by Dr Shizzite January 24, 2023

the holy shits

Diarrhea so bad, you pray to god that it stops.

"Hey man, you goin out to the club?"

"Nah, man. I ain't feeling well, havin the holy shits"

by Tha Captain July 18, 2014