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Trying to hold this wood

A pickup line used on girls in Marbella that has a 100% success rate.
"Alright girl, where you from? I have an apartment 5 minutes away. You trying to hold this wood?"
by lukejames1111 September 3, 2021
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Holdrege Shit

Stemming from the population of small-town Holdrege, Nebraska; Holdrege Shit is defined as anything that meets one or more of the following conditions:

1. Any action or activity that seems to be redneck or something a backcountry USA person would engage in
2. A large-scale party foul, but the condition being that the person committing the foul had very little to drink/smoke
3. Any saying or proposed solution to a problem that does not make sense, and generally seems like something a hick would do
Person A: “We were shooting pumpkins in the field, the cops came and we pulled off on our four wheelers”
Person B: “That’s some pure, unadulterated Holdrege Shit”
by Thehebrewjew November 23, 2018
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i-Hole

People who are partial to Macs or Apple products. They always find a reason why Macs are better than PC's and never seem to shut-up about this topic. Most people just block i-Holes out but i-Holes keep talking about why you need to switch to apple products.
i-Hole: The new MacBook is coming out with OSX Tiger Shark Delta on it. It is totally going to destroy PC's...I am so excited! You really need to buy one cause PC's suck.

Normal Person: Thats great, will you stfu now?
by VJN463 October 2, 2007
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Fassi Hole

Batty or Anus.. Calling someone a fassi hole is telling them that they are a batty or homosexual (male).
U is a blood claat fassi!

Di fassi hole tel lie pan mi!
by V Dee February 10, 2009
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Doodie Hole

Hey guys, guess what, I put my finger in her doodie hole!
by Dirty Sally April 9, 2010
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pomp-hole

A pomp-hole is short for a person being a pompous asshole. This type of person is of the Gordon Gekko, Patrick Bateman, or Regina George (mean girls) mold. Though all of the aforementioned characters are of upper-class stature, lower class people can also be classified as pomp-holes.
"Hey man, those kids on that MTV show are real pomp-holes!"

"The ones from Laguna Beach?"

"No! Well, yes. Those soon to be yuppies are also pomp-holes, but I was referring to the ones on Jersey Shore."
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Faded Holy Soldier

A pretty funny video blogger on Youtube.
by Dancing with Fire December 10, 2012
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