Get to the horses

A scenario in the future that everybody knows is unlikely or unattainable, but plans around anyway.

I'd invest in Bitcoin, but I think I'll wait until I get to the horses and have paid back all my student loans.

by Twizzard May 31, 2018

throwed like a set of horseshoes

Spun the fuck out

Throwed like a set of horseshoes at the family picnic

by Cal333 October 15, 2021

housespouse

The male counterpart to the "housewife". Nowadays, in an individualistic, gay world of singles, the common English language is screaming for such a term.

"I am a good housespouse, not a desperate one, who makes his work right."

by Alberto Escudero February 15, 2008

horseshit

word used by the male gender when reffering to something that usually doesn't go their way; a strong replay to a weak answer

rachael: Guess where i am, dunken donuts son!
Ed:Thats horseshit.

by dunkkkken April 22, 2009

bath houses...

The homosexual application of the phrase glass houses…which is an abridgment of the saying:“One should never throw bricks at glass houses”.

David: Girl, fucking that slut is like throwing a hot
dog down a hallway.
Ezequiel: This coming from the uber bottom,bath houses...

by jayme mcdaniel September 25, 2005

safe as houses

A term from 19th Century Britain that uses a simile that is rather defunct. It stem from a time when houses were padlocked down and hidden in underground nuclear bunkers, along with whoever was in there, and burglary was less common than finding the bank of England without security guards... or so many old people would have you believe. Just use sarcasm to shut them the fuck up.

During the war....

by Gumba Gumba March 12, 2004

horsesexual

when a person is only romantically and sexually attracted to horses

-Are you attracted to boys or girls?
-I'm only attracted to horses, that mean that im Horsesexual

by Alphakennybody0923774 November 8, 2021