hillbilly chocolate milk

the act of taking someone's diarrhea out of there asshole putting in a cup and adding milk and drinking it

can i get some shit to make me a hillbilly chocolate milk

by tacticalghost05 February 7, 2022

Hillbilly sushi roll

When someone wraps their penis in seaweed and proceeds to have anal sex with their partner, or rando in the woods.

We found this city slicker, he's hungry, we should give him a hillbilly sushi roll.

by Trav I G September 3, 2020

HillBilly Strikeout

Performing a strikeout (taking a hit, drinking a shot, chugging a beer and then blowing out) with a lip in during the entire duration. First performed by Merlin Connell.

bonus points if done after a butt stuffing.

We need to pregame, lets do hillbilly strikeouts like that guy kirby!

by Merlin the Viking Warrior April 18, 2009

Hillbilly Hand Fishing

Finger blasting your cousin and or blood relative

Skeeter just done got home from the family reunion and he went hillbilly hand fishing with at least 3 of his cousins

by The Bearded Hippo July 30, 2011

Neal Hillbilly Oakley

A sexy boy that looks like a women and has sexy long dirty hair that I won't to rub round my small choad while sucking his nipple

Underwater nose sex

by Johnty Henderson March 6, 2004

Hillbilly T-shirt

Paper toilet seat covers dispensed in public restrooms. "For your protection". Worn by placing the head through middle of the seat cover like a horse collar.

"Hey, check out Billybob. He's wearing one of them free Hillbilly T-shirts from the toilet seat cover dispenser in the restroom!"

by 24@SJ August 5, 2009

Hillbilly pencil holder

The buttcrack. You can keep your pencils there, if you flex.

I bent over to pick up the pencil I dropped, but my friend stuck his pencil in my crack and yelled "hillbilly pencil holder!"

by EDKirk June 1, 2011