Headless Horseman

The disappearance of the head due to the act of shoving it up a vagina.

I dove my head in vertical and performed the Headless Horseman.

by Goods and Wares May 19, 2006

Headless Chicken

A complex sexual act involving five men and 1 woman. The woman takes one cock in her mouth, one in the pussy and one in her ass, whilst the remaining lucky two guys fuck her armpits. This results in the woman gagging and flapping like a headless chicken.

"Dude I'm glad that girl shaved her armpits before last night!"
"Yeah me too, we totally headless chickened that bitch!"

by KFHC October 31, 2008

Heady

To be thinking about things in your head uncontrollably, one after the other. You might experience being heady when you keep thinking about a bad thought over and over.

*Friend staring into space
Friend 2: "Yo Mike u aaight?"
Friend 1: *Snaps out of illusion. "Yea man I'm fine, I'm just mad heady about this girl."

by REEL September 20, 2011

Heady

Having the qualities of a bathroom aboard a boat.

A: That guy is full of shit.
B: Yeah, he's pretty heady.

by firesharter__ May 25, 2014

Headline Douche

A person who barges in to a conversation and insists that they learned of a major headline before you did.

Jeremy: "Hey did you hear that Ted Kennedy died?"
Liz: "Yes I did. That's very sad."
Rosie: "Yeah, he died last night, that's old news."
Liz: "You are such a headline douche!"

by Mr. Awesome Taint August 26, 2009

healyphobia

A fear of the poisonous "healy breath". Can also be commonly referred to as a phobia of wilted vaginal/oral areas.

She tasted so bad it made my healyphobia kick in!

by CunnyFuntIndeed October 4, 2010

headlights on dim

Someone who is so stuoid they look stupid i.e. a face that just says "DUUUH"

"that guy is looping through life with his headlights on dim!"

by Crazy Doc J August 17, 2006