hairy situation

complicated, nasty, undesired situation.

He's in a hairy situation right now.

by Chuck192 June 20, 2012

Happy Crack

A mixture of unsweetened red Koolaid and sugar that is most often used by middle/high school students due its accessibility. This powder is typically chewed and swallowed, but it can also be inhaled nasally. It is most often dispensed in zip-lock bags with one cup of sugar to one package of Koolaid.

Happy crack gets its name because of its addictive properties, its sugar high, and its cocaine-like appearance. Kids frequently get suspended at school for carrying it around, and often get in the same amount of trouble as if they had brought real crack to school.

Other forms of happy crack do exist, but are not nearly as popular. These other forms generally involve mixing a powdered drink mix with sugar, though there are forms like cinicrack, which involves adding pure cinnamon to sugar, or cococrack, which utilizes raw coco powder.

Certain additives are sometimes added to happy crack, usually caffeine (though cocaine has been rumored to be used as well). This is called "super happy crack".

Happy Crack is NOT a drug, but should still be used responsibly. Side effects can include sinus headache (when inhaled nasally), weight gain, cavities, and a temporary red mouth.

Please note that there are A LOT of people allergic to red 40, a food dye in Koolaid mix. If you or your friends are allergic to red 40, please do not use Happy Crack.

by ZeroFang October 3, 2010

happy go lucky

To be happy go lucky, is to be cheerful about most all things. To have a positive view on life. To annoy the shit out of your friends, and to just be a peppy shithead.

Ugh, that Richard Simmons is SOO happy go lucky, he makes me sick!

by hey fat kids April 10, 2007

Happy Raccoon

When getting ready to ejaculate from cunnilingus, one must punch the girl with both fists in the eyes. Thus instantly giving her two black eyes, to make her resemble a semen covered raccoon. Then once completely finished, whilst walking out of the house, one must knock over the girls trash and recycling bins.

Did you hear that Mel Gibson gave Oksana Grigorieva a Happy Raccoon right before he threatened to bury her under his rose bushes?

by Twistid_420 August 6, 2010

trigger happy

Someone who cant help but to pull the trigger every chance they get

Gangsta1:iight this is how its gonna go down.
*gun shot*
Gangsta1:goddamn, we aint even out the house n already ur shooting shit.
Gangsta2:my bad.
Gangsta3:trigger happy mo fucker.

by Young Gangsta May 19, 2006

happy place

place inside all of us where we are all happy and get the warm fuzzies. our happy places are insulated from the shitheads that make up just about everyone we encounter.

i'm in my happy place and i'm not mad at the world anymore!

by unusu-al June 10, 2004

Hairy Pooter

What Harry Potter was really looking for... also makes for some great porno titles - i.e. Hairy Pooter and the Order of the Penis or Hairy Pooter and the Full-Blood Prince Albert

See also muff,cunt,bearded clam,cooter,twat,snatch gash,bearded taco,fuckhole,cum depository,meat wallet,peach,stench trench,parking spot, and tampon socket.

Fuck that, I will never read Harry Potter, just give me some of that hairy pooter and we'll call it even.

I told the bitch she had a hairy pooter and she shaved it for me.

by Boris Yeltsin January 27, 2006