Similar to Reaganomics but rather than a trickle down economy where the rich only benefit, Hakiminomics protects your financial assets from your partner,(usually a descendent of eve or adam if your gay), by putting all your assets in your mothers name. This stops your ex partner getting any of your money in court if they file for divorce since technically and legally you own nothing. Anything you need, you just ask your mum to buy it for you.
Phil's partner just filed for divorce
So whys he smiling?
Its because he used Hakiminomics and put all his assets in his mums name before they met. Now his money is protected from the divorce, since he legally owns nothing.
So whys he smiling?
Its because he used Hakiminomics and put all his assets in his mums name before they met. Now his money is protected from the divorce, since he legally owns nothing.
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