someone who talks up a big game or tries to show off (either in real life using big words that make no sense and/or are out of context, pathetic taunting, or online by hopping on his armchair and playing keyboard warrior), but has no real talent in life to back it up. generally these no-talent hacks can be found living in mom's basement, playing the latest headset-gear-based first person shooter games, all the while eating cheetos or dollar store puffed cheese snacks and having yellow-stained game controllers and fingers, alongside a variety of tissues from "boy" activity strewn about the floor. in the middle of all this, they are quick to make sure to let the everyone else know how much they suck at life. rinse and repeat.
michael is a no talent hack who lives in his mom's basement, visiting websites enjoyed by the adult population while shoveling used tissues under his bed, and then he plays video games while eating cheetos and tells everyone else they suck at what they do.
by PotBelly FatGuy October 11, 2015
by Austin.idfwu June 30, 2017
What you say to pretend you are doing a lot of work when someone comes in and asks what you are doing, when you're really just slacking off or surfing the web (reading UrbanDictionary.com).
P1: Hey dude, what are you doing?
P2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) Can't talk right now, I'm busy hacking the Matrix.
P2: (turns to computer and starts to furiously type) Can't talk right now, I'm busy hacking the Matrix.
by PJPlayer1 March 22, 2006
PAC HACK
n.
1. A politician with little local support or inherent talent whom is propped up by corporate political interests who give them campaign contributions and told to vote accordingly. Often times retired used car salesmen or small town hoods who belong to the Elks lodge, these politicians do very little for their local constituency and quite a bit for special interests. You will find them near county fairs, gun shows, and church picnics. Most are Republican though some notable expections do exist. The Political Action Committees themselves often have patriotic names like "Making America The Best Gosh Darn Republican Utopia Ever PAC" but usually are funded by insurance lobbyists and people who like to kick babies.
n.
1. A politician with little local support or inherent talent whom is propped up by corporate political interests who give them campaign contributions and told to vote accordingly. Often times retired used car salesmen or small town hoods who belong to the Elks lodge, these politicians do very little for their local constituency and quite a bit for special interests. You will find them near county fairs, gun shows, and church picnics. Most are Republican though some notable expections do exist. The Political Action Committees themselves often have patriotic names like "Making America The Best Gosh Darn Republican Utopia Ever PAC" but usually are funded by insurance lobbyists and people who like to kick babies.
Example: Lynn Swann is a PAC Hack because he never had any experience other than catching a football and now he's the Republican Nominee for governor.
by Sliminy Wicket August 20, 2006
term for having hardcore sex
by HOLL November 29, 2004
Something that accomplishes a goal through nontraditional means, or a nontraditional solution to a problem.
A reference to wall hacks, a term in video gaming in which walls are able to be shot or peered through to gain an advantage against an enemy.
A reference to wall hacks, a term in video gaming in which walls are able to be shot or peered through to gain an advantage against an enemy.
Person A: I just got that girl's number by hitting on her friend!
Person B: That must've taken some serious wall hacks!
Person B: That must've taken some serious wall hacks!
by TonyThe Source May 14, 2011
Ear Hacks (or Ear Hax), is a Counter-Strike term coined by Octwo, used to sarcastically refer to a person's ability to hear another person within a game well enough to give others the impression that they're "wall hacking."
Bob hears Joe walking on the other side of a wall. He fires his weapon at Joe as he hears him near the edge of the wall, killing Joe through the wall without first seeing him. Joe calls him a wall hacker, so Bob rolls his eyes and sarcastically says that he was using Ear Hacks.
by Octwo May 08, 2007