seafood guacamole

Dipping your genitals or fingers into multiple dirty vagina's in one evening

I went to the dive bar last night for some seafood guacamole

by LoveHandlePuppetFaces November 4, 2015

chunky guacamole

The act of pulling out your penis after anal sex, and finding chunks of green feces on it.

Friend 1: Hey bro did that girl from the club last night let you go in from the back?

Friend 2: Ya man, but I had to run because she had a bad case of chunky guacamole.

Friend 1: Yikes!

by Mike Vilosh February 8, 2018

omar guacamole

A mentally-impaired cancer patient who's also a high-school activist and advocate for gun control.

Friend: Did you hear about that bald chick who wants to ban guns in the US?
Me: OMG she's such an omar guacamole

by SilencerXI December 14, 2018

Nigga-Guacamole

When you want to end a discussion or argument

Guy 1: "man, i dont support gay people"

Guy 2: "not cool man"

Guy 1: "i dont care about your opinions"

Guy 2: "urrgh, Nigga-Guacamole"

by A guy who likes pianpple March 7, 2019

Ohio Guacamole

The act of vomiting inside the vagina during sexual intercourse and then proceeding to ejaculate.

Thomas: "Yo,i saw you with Monika, did you sleep with her last night?
Jacob: "Bro i gave her some Ohio Guacamole"
Thomas: "bro..."

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 24, 2019

Lung Guacamole

The thick green phlegmy batter like loogi snot wad, you hack up when you have a respatorie infection.

After pulling a bong rip, I hacked up some "Lung Guacamole". Dip tortilla chips at your own will, if you happen to get the munchies.

by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020

Gary Guacamole

The most amazing,special and elite person ever

Yo Gary Guacamole is a great guy

by Gary Guacamole is life May 4, 2021