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lando griffin

One who is rather fat and obnoxious usually from the East Coast and closely resembles Lando Griffin from "Family Guy"
by Mac and Bernie April 12, 2005
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Griffin Girl

A backstabbing, ungrateful, husband bashing, dick-licking, drama whore, lying, hateful, classless, gossiping piece of white trash, Okie strippin', acne scarred, pancake suckin', flat assed, psychotic, friendless, used up bitch.
1. That girl has got to be the biggest Griffin Girl I ever did see!

2. Did you hear that Linda went Griffin Girl and lost every friend she ever had?

3. Only trashy, friendless people want to risk a friendship with a Griffin Girl.

4. A person is known by the company they keep, so stay away from all Griffin Girls!
by Marney December 27, 2008
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lois griffin

peter griffin's spouse in the comedy tv show family guy.as well as peter,she is in her early 40's.she is a stay at home mom,that has had occasional jobs.she has the southern new york/new jersey accent which sounds almost like fran dresher's accent,though alittle more mellow.tends to be quite attractive,even having brian,the family dog drooling over her.
my ex girlfriend's mom sounded exactly like lois griffin due to her accent.
by rofgneogeneogb February 22, 2009
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Griffin Book

published by Griffin Investigations and containing photos, listed individuals are generally suspected of being, or known to be, either advantage players or outright cheaters at casino games. These individuals are perceived as a threat to a casino's profits and include those who use leal and illegal means including card counters, card markers, and those who attempt to cheat slot machines.
The Cooker: "damn, that dude bettin all that cash just got kicked out of the casino."
Pete Dick: "must be in the Griffin Book."
by Pete Dick March 30, 2008
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kathy griffin

The most annoying women on the face of the earth only rivaling Sarah Jessica Parker, Ellen Degeneres, and Rosie O' Donnell. She's not funny and her career sucks. People like her and Jenny Jones are the reason there is war in the middle east.

She also looks like a tranny on crack.
Kathy Griffin sucks and I want to nail her to the fucking cross.
by Aldwardo January 30, 2007
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peter griffin

When a man puts his ass on a girl's nose, with his balls on her chin. This gives the illusion of a cleft chin, like that of Peter Griffin's from Family Guy.
She totally looked like Peter Griffin with a beard.
by Hunter C. January 14, 2007
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stewie griffin

the most badass character on the greatest show ever called family guy
Stewie Griffin is indeed badass.
by Aeon_King July 25, 2008
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