Greyling

A smaller version of a man's penis. Kind of like "yours is cute. It's just like a man's - only smaller!"

Oh, look - he has a 'greyling'.

by danbuzzman April 24, 2011

Gremlin

Anyone by the name of Ivan.

IVAN IS AN UGLY GREMLIN

by IVANISANUGLYGREMLIN April 26, 2021

Cock Gremlin

A small, furry creature that resides in the clitoris of fat, cock hungry women. The Cock Gremlin only comes out when it senses male and/or female penis, in which case it peaks its head out of the vagina and approaches the cock in hopes of snatching it and feeding it to its children. A good technique to perform around a Cock Gremlin housing woman is the Boner Wheel.

Tim: Yo man you should watch out for Donya. I heard she houses a Cock Gremlin.

Issac: Nah it's alright dude, if I ever see her I'll just Boner Wheel.

by kellisgay17 October 13, 2011

Trash Gremlin

A gremlin looking bitch who all-ways asks you to pick up the trash.

"man look at Ms. Morris over there walking past all that rubbish"

"she's probably going to tell us to pick it up"

"fuck that, she's such a Trash Gremlin"

by OptiCunt October 16, 2012

gremlin

Gremlin (grem-lin):
n.
1.) a cigarette

"Hey, do me a solid and pass me over a gremlin."

by the magnificent 7 October 9, 2005

gremlin

A partially-consumed alcoholic beverage, usually a beer, that has been allowed to sit out and go warm and flat overnight and is thus wasted.

Dude, you better finish that beer...don't be leaving a gremlin!

by TampaDude June 15, 2007

Gremlins 2

The base unit used to define how much a movie Down syndrome monkey tits

THAT MOVIE WAS GREMLINS 2. IT SUCKED MONKEY TITS

by TaftWasFat December 9, 2016