That one hick town in the middle of nowhere, that everybody passes on the way to the traverse city area. The residence's income revolves around social security checks and gambling over NASCAR races. The only reason the town is still in existence, is because of the local military base and state park, which also generate revenue.

Billy: "Hey Jedediah, wanna stop in Grayling, MI and pick up some fried squirrel for lunch?"

Jedediah: "Awe hell naw I ain't even dumb enough to stop by that shit hole. I heard some lady from there married a cow last week!"

Grayling, MI by LMCrepresent December 7, 2012

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Greyjing

The capital city of China; formerly known as Beijing and Peking. So named due to all the pollution and smog that is so thick seeing down the block is impossible; the only city where you can have a staring contest with the sun and actually win. Pollution levels are so high it has been reported that breathing the air is like smoking two cigarettes.

Where do you live?

I live in Greyjing!

Why would you live there?

I gave up smoking and I find the air helps alleviate my cravings.

Greyjing by Big Daddy Loveshack February 4, 2013

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Grayling, MI

A small city in Northern Michigan that is also home to a military base and one of the best state parks in Michigan known as Hartwick Pines. It was formerly a logging camp. The architecture and city infrastructure is like a time capsule from the 1950's. Quite a few activities do in the area. They were about to build a theme park there. Just about everyone coming from Detroit or Lansing going to Traverse city has to go through it. About 10 Miles north of Higgins Lake. Home to Spike's Keg O'Nails. Better than Kalkaska.

What's the most fun thing to do in Grayling, MI?

Walking through a forest.

Grayling, MI by Raoul Clouse February 28, 2010

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Greyting

A white girl who smokes blems and draw and acts like she’s bad also listens to drill music

A prime example of a greyting is Cara McCarthy

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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