That one hick town in the middle of nowhere, that everybody passes on the way to the traverse city area. The residence's income revolves around social security checks and gambling over NASCAR races. The only reason the town is still in existence, is because of the local military base and state park, which also generate revenue.
Billy: "Hey Jedediah, wanna stop in Grayling, MI and pick up some fried squirrel for lunch?"
Jedediah: "Awe hell naw I ain't even dumb enough to stop by that shit hole. I heard some lady from there married a cow last week!"
The capital city of China; formerly known as Beijing and Peking. So named due to all the pollution and smog that is so thick seeing down the block is impossible; the only city where you can have a staring contest with the sun and actually win. Pollution levels are so high it has been reported that breathing the air is like smoking two cigarettes.
A small city in Northern Michigan that is also home to a military base and one of the best state parks in Michigan known as Hartwick Pines. It was formerly a logging camp. The architecture and city infrastructure is like a time capsule from the 1950's. Quite a few activities do in the area. They were about to build a theme park there. Just about everyone coming from Detroit or Lansing going to Traverse city has to go through it. About 10 Miles north of Higgins Lake. Home to Spike's Keg O'Nails. Better than Kalkaska.