Gordy

His hair is blonde,his eyes are blue,the sexiest mother fucker that you'll ever do. His moto is "It may be short but it sure is skinny" A God of jokes,a real funny bunny,but be warned if you laugh at his jokes he will never stop , Its like fueling a fire with gasoline. BUT ALSO THE BESTEST FRIEND YOU MAY EVER FIND, WITHAN ASS LIKE THAT YOULL WANNA GRIND!

Damn That gordy be so fine ,I wanna make him mine.

by 240gordygene August 24, 2025

Camp Gordyland

A place where you send your kids so that you and your spouse can smoke your older children's confiscated drugs. Advertised as being a place to "make memories, make friends, and make a difference", in reality you only remember having entitled kids give you shit, making friends with other counselors over your hatred for the kids, and the kids making a difference in your life through your intensified desire to step in front of traffic on route 7.

"now that school is over, how do I get rid of my bitch ass kids?"
"Send them to Camp Gordyland!"

by Gordytouchesme July 31, 2017

Joe goody

Fat stupid no eye browed piece of shit who dates online catfishes

Joe goody is a fatneek

by Big black cok September 11, 2020

Gucci Gordy

A.record exec at onerpm

Gucci Gordy is the hottest record exec in the world.

by Rob run corleone March 10, 2023

nerdy goody two-shoes

Those who do their job at work and don't goof off.

Sara is such a nerdy goody two-shoes. She never wants to play Fortnite during work.

by eileen ulich March 9, 2024

Full Govy

A person's birth name, written on all their official files. Usually used between English roadmen.

Short For: Full Government (Govy) Name

Ay bruv, don't be using my "full govy" we're in opps ends.

by VeeTree March 11, 2024

Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Server

A discord server ran by Minuteman (very short) and Goldy (likes crystals).
Regularly runs Gartic Phone events.

Hey man, are you joining the gartic event in Min&Goldy's Gartic Phone Server later tonight?
No way man! Cris is there!

by retekt August 3, 2024