garden gorilla

a word defining a completely fat douchebag mammal named derek.
also tries to be with people older when really they all wanna kick his ass.
has the gayest laugh ever.
also has a fattyass mangina.

also known as : yardape, porchmonkey, patiochimp, stoopbaboon, rooforangatan

Ryan: Man that faggot Derek is such a garden gorilla.

Rico: That garden gorilla Derek has a peewee shooter.

Stephan: Word.

by NMHBI October 20, 2008

gorilla salad

Thick Pubes

Oh look jimmy you have a gorilla salad.

by jimmy April 27, 2003

Gorilla Chomper

Someone who destroys bathrooms, leaves a terrible smell that lasts for hours. The kind of person who daily leaves streaks on the bowl. Usually exits the bathroom trying to hide the guilt on his face.

You will have to go across the street to use the bathroom, Andrew. The gorilla chomper was in there already what does he eat, wicker baskets?

by G.Michaels June 16, 2010

Gorilla suit

No single article of clothing is as versatile as the gorilla suit! You can wear a gorilla suit to a Crazy party for alot of laughs, to a robbery or hold up, to make a bigfoot hoax, to a bathroom in a park, even some crazy gorilla fetish you might have with your significant other, and then practice your techno remixes in it, all in a single evening. Without a well-constructed, well-tailored "G-SUIT", your closet is sadly lacking A must needed piece of equipment.

This is one crazy badass in a Gorilla Suit, He must be a member of the Lordz !!!!!!!!

by Reptileman33 January 17, 2011

Gorilla Glue Pussy

When she has pussy that has you stuck from how tight and grippy it is.

She had that gorilla glue pussy, I was stuck from that grippy grip.

by Bühnley April 27, 2021

Aleah (Gorilla Girl)

A pretty and goofy girl that listens to K-pop and wants to bark for five furies at a concert. She goes by the nickname of gorilla girl.

Emelyia Badussy: Omg is that Aleah
Jiafei: Yes Aleah (Gorilla Girl) she is a pretty and goofy girl that used my product to make diy txt light stick

by Poosicvmcvm June 18, 2022

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008