Golf Clap

A sarcastic "good for you but we dont give a fuck" clap.

I came in first place!

*golf clap*

by _IAmNoOne_ February 24, 2020

blackout golfing

1: Consume a lot of alcohol, steal a friend's golf club, grab some balls and a few more beers, go around campus/neighborhood and create your own golf course. It is preferable to break windows, wear actual golf attire, and shoot shit with cops.

1: Jake woke up in his dorm with a severe hangover, a ticket, and broken golf club after a night of blackout golfing.
2: After a long day of drinking, Mike thought it would be a good idea to take a golf club and some balls and go around campus randomly hitting them for a fun night of blackout golfing.

by goods23 August 11, 2012

Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023

hipster golfing

When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.

"Those two are definitely hipster golfing."

by EmuOperative September 30, 2021

golf tree

An obstacle thats in the way of the hole

person 1: HEY! you got your ball stuck in that golf tree

person 2: wtf is a golf tree

by BobcatT300 June 20, 2021

code golf

Code-golf is a competition to solve a particular programming problem in the fewest bytes of source code.

Let's play some code golf!

by GoodProgrammer December 21, 2021

Glizzy Golf

A round of 9 or 18 holes of golf where each golfer must suck down a glizzy/pocket dog prior to teeing off. If any player refuses, they're out. Vomiting is generally allowed, as long as the player had fully ingested the glizzy before puking it back out.

The losers must each buy the winner a glizzy back at the club house to celebrate (or any other previously agreed upon prize -- such as a round of hotdog water vodka shots, or hotdog water slushies)

"Nice round of Glizzy Golf boys; love getting a round in at dawn before it gets busy. Let's hit the patio for a shot of vodka mustard and a round of relish margaritas."
"Oh shit, actually I still got a couple packs of glizsticks left in my bag if anybody wants to squeeze in a back 9 after."

by party on April 2, 2022