Gentlemen's Glove

A Johnny, a rubber, the ultimate weapon of defence for a man of no commitment

Jeeves, fetch the gentlemen's glove, I require a posh wank.

by dwarvenrogue May 27, 2016

horse with gloves

something that will undoubtedly fuck your whole existence.

"I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018

OJ Glove

When the vaginal or anal opening is too tight, or the fingers/hands are too big for penetration.

I was trying to finger blast Susie last night, but she was so tight I just wore her like an OJ Glove

by K $wiz July 16, 2016

Velvet Glove

When a guy has his penis in a womans ass, sticks his hand up her vagina, and masturbates himself through the membrane between the two cavities.

Opposite to Rubber Glove.

I was fucking her and gave myself the Velvet glove.

by moobags February 4, 2010

Velvet Glove

n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl.

Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has never been the same.

by Helgate July 12, 2004

touch gloves

when two men touch their balls together like boxers would gloves

i guess i will touch gloves to DP that chick

by kara845 April 26, 2011

Dove Glove

a glove filled with hand cream (ie Dove hand cream) worn by a man to keep his hand soft for the pleasure of a woman (or himself)

Curley from 'Of Mice and Men' wore a glove of Vaseline on his right hand.

"bob wore a dove glove so his hand was soft for fingering his wife

by Super Nintendo Chalmers March 19, 2011