glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

Glock lover

They feel like there 50% aluminum and 50% polymer brick is the best on the market when you can't hit anything with it. They always bash 1911s even though there handgun is obviously inferior to todays market

That fags a glock lover.

by Bashin May 21, 2019

Glock

Every nigga has one apparently, they will pop your head oit on the block

Nigga 1: Pull up on yo block with a glock u get popped nigga
Nigga 2: Ow shit nigga

by 69DaBBeR69 May 23, 2019

glocking

Sexual act in which two gay men jerk off, and when close to cumming, point their dick at each other, and say "It's high noon" before cumming over each other

Back in the day, cowboys spent most of their time glocking with each other

by Paraguay_Stronk August 10, 2019

Glock

To glock the shit out of someone

I'm gonna glock the shit out of you if you touch me one more time

by Fuc wit me June 9, 2017

glock blocker

Someone who convinces or prevents another person from purchasing themselves a new hand gun.

My wife and I went to the sports store and she was a total glock blocker. I wanted that new G19 so bad.

by GayBobFagPants May 9, 2018

glock box

where one keeps the glock that's in their 'rari

Can you get my glock out of the glock box for me? It's to your right.

by Dr. Knokkers February 19, 2017