political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control
see also: fascist strategems
It's the sun, stupid.
see also: fascist strategems
It's the sun, stupid.
As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.
by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013
Get the global warming crisis mug.The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020
Get the There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life mug.Literally a waste of time. An extra bell for which you have to wake up an hour earlier than you should and you just learn about the world, however this in no way furthers your education in things you actually need to graduate.
Jill: "Hey, did you go to Global Seminar today? I didn't see you."
Jack: "Nah, I enjoy sleeping, and it's a waste of time."
Jack: "Nah, I enjoy sleeping, and it's a waste of time."
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