political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control
see also: fascist strategems
It's the sun, stupid.
see also: fascist strategems
It's the sun, stupid.
As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.
by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013
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Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
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Get the There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life mug.by The solo wolf December 27, 2016
Get the Global thot mug."English is the global language. It's the language of business, trade and commerce, but French almost beat it and took its place". - LangFocus; Youtube.
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LIGMA PREDICTAMENT.
JARED IS WAITING FOR.
A CORPORATION IN IT'S SELF that WOJ can only get to move to MOUNTAIN VIEW.
LIGMA PREDICTAMENT.
JARED IS WAITING FOR.
A CORPORATION IN IT'S SELF that WOJ can only get to move to MOUNTAIN VIEW.
It's a TENDERLOIN to be honest with you as the GLOBAL PUSSY HACK begins at ME | and ends at ME.
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That next definition is FIRST of THREE but a SWIFT FUCK only is the delicate GLOBAL PUSSY HACK as we are waiting for that TAYLOR MADE new name PUSSY CAT.
Well FUCK THAT as the TRANSACTION IS CANCELLED as go do a GLOBAL PUSSY HACK on the next circumstance.
That next definition is FIRST of THREE but a SWIFT FUCK only is the delicate GLOBAL PUSSY HACK as we are waiting for that TAYLOR MADE new name PUSSY CAT.
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A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.
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