global warming crisis

political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control

see also: fascist strategems

It's the sun, stupid.

As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.

by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

global seminar

Literally a waste of time. An extra bell for which you have to wake up an hour earlier than you should and you just learn about the world, however this in no way furthers your education in things you actually need to graduate.

Jill: "Hey, did you go to Global Seminar today? I didn't see you."
Jack: "Nah, I enjoy sleeping, and it's a waste of time."

by sonastysorude April 21, 2015

Semi-Global

Scaling your business or service outside your country but only in First world countries.

Guy1 -"I want to go semi-global."
Guy2- "Sure, UK is a better start."

by stopNlearn August 18, 2015

Global Noob News

News for Noobs

Did you see the new Global Noob News report?

by Optimus26Prime November 6, 2018

Global God

One who has mastered online low-stakes NL hold 'em in his/her first week of play. Named after the 2-time amateur chuddles who binked his way to four WSOP bracelets within his 7 days as an amateur.

He jams seven-deuce off-suite and gets the bink! An official Global God!

If you guys need me, I'll be in the Global God's chat room.

by J.J. Binks June 29, 2018

GLOBAL

Synonym for Successful. Achieving success with style and elegance on any scale.

GLOBAL is not just a word, but a lifestyle.

Individuals who are GLOBAL tend to feel like they're destined to be successful or can see themselves being successful. GLOBAL is when achieving success becomes a lifestyle.

MS: Yo, F£MY's new song is too lit!!
T: Trust me, he's going GLOBAL for sure!

by thecoziestboi January 27, 2019