global warming crisis

political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control

see also: fascist strategems

It's the sun, stupid.

As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.

by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013

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Get the global warming crisismug.

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

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Get the There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my lifemug.

Global thot

A thot or thots that are in demand globally. A thot that has been around the world thotting

Damn that girl is global thotting

by The solo wolf December 27, 2016

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Get the Global thotmug.

global language

The most commonly spoken language in the world, and the language of business, trade and commerce.

"English is the global language. It's the language of business, trade and commerce, but French almost beat it and took its place". - LangFocus; Youtube.

by TheHeroKing April 22, 2023

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