political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control
see also: fascist strategems
It's the sun, stupid.
see also: fascist strategems
It's the sun, stupid.
As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.
by Honor Sursault June 18, 2013
Get the global warming crisismug. The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020
Get the There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my lifemug. The inevitable outcome of when global warming becomes catastrophic, society falls apart and those with sense move to the far northern or southern reaches of the globe, in search of a habitable environment.
by RandyRhoads84 October 15, 2023
Get the Global Swarmingmug. by OHIOGOAT February 27, 2024
Get the Global Warmingmug. 
by ThatAnonymousBloke April 6, 2022
Get the Globalizationmug. If a gacha game has a cn/jp version that is ahead from the global version it will have a "global/EN can't read" moment
It is said in communities especially in Arknights and it basically means that a global player misunderstands or misread the content in the cn/jp version and makes a drama out of it or when it comes out in the global version, players will not read it and may suffer the consequences.
It is said in communities especially in Arknights and it basically means that a global player misunderstands or misread the content in the cn/jp version and makes a drama out of it or when it comes out in the global version, players will not read it and may suffer the consequences.
Ishar-mla: Have you heard of another new permanent game mode in the cn version? Someone translated it and it is gonna be is3 with the is2 gamemode
Calcite: So they're replacing the permanent game mode called is2? Creator of this game is a dumbass because is2 is the best thing to come out. Let's stop playing is2 since it'll be replaced later
Kevin: "Global can't read" moment
Destreza: but both of them is permanent...
Calcite: So they're replacing the permanent game mode called is2? Creator of this game is a dumbass because is2 is the best thing to come out. Let's stop playing is2 since it'll be replaced later
Kevin: "Global can't read" moment
Destreza: but both of them is permanent...
by ChalterIsBalans October 14, 2022
Get the Global Can't Readmug.