Gilberted

Reacting in an overly dramatic way to being dumped by an athlete/sports team/significant other and/or breaking up with a signifant other through an overly dramatic letter.

When LeBron James left Cleveland for Miami in an overly dramatic fashion, Dan Gilbert Gilberted him with his "Open Letter to the Citizens of Cleveland."

by amylynp July 10, 2010

Gilbertville, Iowa

A small town in eastern Iowa 10 miles southeast of Waterloo. Gilbertville is part of the Waterloo/Cedar Falls Metropolitan Statistical Area. Population: Approx. 800. Contains a small Roman Catholic School, Don Bosco. A church, Immaculate Conception Catholic Church. Located on the Cedar River.

Alburnett fan #1: "Hey, were in Gilbertville, Iowa for that wrestling meet last night?"
Alburnett fan #2: "No. But I heard we got clobbered by Don Bosco."

by sodapopfx December 12, 2011

glibertarian

A glibertarian is literally a glib, i.e. unserious, libertarian, which is redundant, as libertarians are, fundamentally, anarchists. Individuals who self-identify as "glibertarians" are akin to the Trumpists who proudly call themselves "deplorables." In fact, most glibertarians are aligned not with the political left but with the lawless, Trumpist right. Glibertarians have largely abandoned standard libertarianism for a more radical and extremist far-right ideology with Trump as their standard-bearer.

Glibertarians have a strong love of liberty and don’t fit well in the usual Left-Right political and social dichotomy. Our philosophies range from anarcho-capitalism to established mixed economies. Some of us believe in completely open borders and some don’t. We have pro-lifers sharing space with pro-choicers. Religious rubbing elbows with atheists. In other words, we have no consistent, objective philosophy. We're glib!

by Nano Man April 22, 2022

Gilberto

That one mexican uncle

My uncle Gilberto is such a pedophile

by crackkills420 January 13, 2015

Gibert

1: Richie Day
2: A ring shaped object

Oi Gilbert put down that can of stella, you Donut.

by Spoof February 7, 2004

FLIBBERTY GIBBERT

(Female) One who propagates flights of fancy, conjecture, gossip, lies or fanciful opinion in the public domain.

Ignore what that flibberty gibbert says.

by Azif Idletyouknow March 28, 2003

flibberty gibbert

a liar, developed from the word fib.

Oooh, you flibberty gibbert it's never 8 inches

by Les70 September 26, 2008