glomp

1. a swift punch to the nuts

2. tackling hug

"I glomped that mother f'er good!"

"The guy holding the glomp sign was asking for it"

by yamatodamashi August 10, 2008

Glomp

A cross between a hug and a tackle. Usually naked. Resulting in at least one and usually all participants on the ground.

*Lia GLOMPS Vivi as she comes into chat*

by Liahna of FF on 140 September 5, 2010

glomp

to cum in someones mouth

lol, yeah i know, but until i know theyre preferences, i dont glomp into theyre gobs

by ljjjjjj January 2, 2008

gomper

(n.) According to bisto gravy, a woman who looks like a 50 year old man. Ugly.

Look, she's even got man boobs!


That's my mother.....



!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Gromp

The speculated sound made by the triceratops.

Coined and popularized by the webcomic "Laika & Qubit."

When asked if he would like a chimichanga Mr. Triceratops replied, "Gromp."

by Danger Zona May 17, 2011

glomph

the affectionate act of eating another person.

* nick1 glomphs nick2

by asdf December 6, 2003

glomph

The act of devouring an underaged girl, a small animal, or feces.

The mating call of a Marachan.

Derek glomphs Alisa and her dog Missy every morning.

If Big Joe yells "glomph," run as fast as you can!

by Mario Rogic February 19, 2003