Feeding the geese

Masturbation

Johnny was caught feeding the geese.
I feed the geese every night.

by MerrianWeebster March 31, 2017

Geech

Someone who is lame or something that is lame

Wow you're a fucking geech bro

That's some geech shit

by All facts September 15, 2017

heebe geebees

Heebe gebees are symptomatic of RLS or Restless Legs Syndrome where any part of the legs may be affected by the sensation of ants crawling up and down under the skin and making it impossible to sit or lie still. With heebe geebees you can't remain still, so intense is the irritation. About 9% of the population has heebe geebees and there is no cure for this affliction at present. Although you may get an attack of heebee geebees during the daytime the affliction generally asserts itself at night when you go to bed.

I tossed and turned all night with heebe geebees.

I sat in a bath of cold water to quell the heebe geebees.

So bad were my heebe geebees I had to walk round the garden, but even then they only went away at dawn when I got some much needed sleep.

by John Trueman December 28, 2005

Geekcep

The muscle which stores seemingly never ending amounts of useless information about geeky subjects.

/me flexes his geekcep

by AlphaAlien April 4, 2006

geejewuck

when a portuguese person and a jewish person have a bumping of the uglies,( they fuck. )

Hey Guys can you see that! There's a gee and a jew fucking in the back of that truck, geejewuck! Somebody quick take pictures!

by i feel beasty July 11, 2009

murderous geese

1. A murderous waterfoul that somehow manages to gather up his gaggle to play violent, sexist, rock music to clueless West Virginians.

Damn, those Murderous Geese were amazing last night, they made my clit pores drip passion.

by Christoph Dammit December 25, 2007

Geeker

One who obtains Geek-like qualities.

"Stop being such a geeker, guys!"

by JaMarku$ February 12, 2009