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Genital Jackson

The bourbon was too strong with me; I had to go full genital Jackson.
by Michelso July 15, 2021
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Genital Hiccup

Much like pre ejaculation, it is when a man cums from anything with out any type of contact with the penial region.
Ugh got to stay away from water, making my genital hiccups act up again.
by Dullishpath January 12, 2022
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Genital Slit

Used most commonly in cetacean and reptilian biology, as well as scalie art, this is a slit in which the penis of an animal is stored. Not to be confused with a vagina.
Humans, unlike reptiles and cetaceans, do not have a genital slit.
by DartP October 18, 2022
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Degenerative Genital Discharge

An extreme form of necrosis where the genitalia becomes degraded and spews your cum everywhere at any time for no real reason.
"Hank has Degenerative Genital Discharge. He randomly unloads cum on us." Jonny said.
"Ha, what a fuckin' queer." Brock responded.
by Wolfgang Yharnum May 16, 2018
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genitalification

A figure of speech in which an inanimate object or abstract idea is represented as genitalia, or an action involving, or connoting genitalia.

From the words 'genitalia' and 'personification'
James is a knob. - James is being likened to a penis using genitalification.
That maths exam was piss. - The maths exam is being described using genitalification.
Raszorlight are wank. - Razorlight are being described using genitalification.
by baynardo7 December 17, 2006
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Genital Meglomalisima

Painful inflammation of the sexual organs due to infection introduced by the bite of a common tick. Symptoms include yellowish-green curd-like discharge from the sweat glands of the genital region, crippling pain, and general embarassment due to the infected patient's tendency to walk bow-legged during the entire six weeks the bacteria is present in the victim's system. Caucasian males in uniform are particularly susceptible to the disease.

The treatment cycle involves thrice-daily injections of hooch (i.e., fermented juice from sourdough bread starter). Treatment cycle is reduced by immediate dose of 1 tsp of black pepper, followed by 1 tsp of cayenne pepper within 12 hours of initial tick bite.

This feels like someone smashed your balls up against a rock with a rusty sledgehammer, so don't get bit.
I went for a walk with my dog and got genital meglomalisima. I hope I do not ruin too many pairs of jeans during my treatment.
by Schaferhund December 14, 2008
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Genital Rag

The washcloth one uses to clean up following The Deed.
He said, “Wait, don’t wash your face with that. It’s the genital rag.”

She said, “Wow, thanks. That was a close one.”
by dogstar7 February 8, 2010
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