fungus farm

Accommodation typically offered by cowboy landlords and especially to students, shot through with a fungal growth. The fungal infestation is often temporarily retarded at point of sale by gas or electric heaters which the landlord has removed shortly thereafter. Even if the hyphae have ramified all the way into or up from the foundations, in popular mythology it is always the tenant's fault.

Shane and myself got a cheap ground floor apartment ostensibly for a year on coming to Cork, but it turned out to be a fungus farm and we had to move out after a month for the good of our health.

by Fearman January 7, 2008

funjun

when a boy fools a cat pets it, then urinates on it.

That boy pulled a funjun. The cat liked it.

by poopypants EP January 17, 2008

Fungus Stick

Typically a penis small in size, dirty in nature. The pubic region is usually matted with a moldly substance or a flakey crust. A common symptom is a greasy like secretion found on ones under garments or the penis tip. Medically referred to as a Gustavo Alonso.

Man, last night I was at the club and this guy was grinding his Fungus Stick on me, damnit I got Gussed again.
Dirty Winkle
Dirty Sanchez
Street Penis
Grizzly Penis

by partycity October 8, 2009

Funbucket

noun

1. A receptacle which inspires joy when filled.

2. Vagina

compare funbags

Funbags are a nice bonus but all you really need is a nice, warm funbucket

by shadebug July 19, 2010

Foot Fungus

toe fungus sooo yummm ooo timeto shove in ya gob oilil bitch boi lil piss baby baby man ya lukethat fungi hoe ass bitch ashten cucher will eat out yoir mom

“ohh daym i want some foot fungus”

by babyyodasphatbussy February 19, 2021

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus

Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”

by theGuythatHasAbrain May 25, 2022

funbuns

a word used to describe a womans ass. mostly used by men at a bar over the age of 40.

"hey there,I was watching you shake your funbuns from across the room."

by Ianrob616 February 27, 2008