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The Funnel Cake

When a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all ejaculate into the funnel, getting most of the jizz into funnel but some on her face.
Blake - "Dude, me and my friends, did The Funnel Cake onto this one chick, Chaya, last night."

Trevor - "How was it man?"

Blake - "Good, but she choked a little bit."

David - "I think they killed her."
by Sydney Carton May 24, 2008
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funnel tunnel

When you insert a funnel into your girl's ass, then pour different colored marbles into it. You then perform anal sex on your lady to mix them up. You and your buddies can then place bets on which color she'll sqeeze our first.
Damn man, I lost 5 bucks playing funnel tunnel. I should have picked blue.
by Casual Agent April 25, 2006
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maximum funness

n. 1. The state of receiving the utmost enjoyment from foreign influences by successfully equalizing all levels of intoxicants in one's system. 2. The title of an awesome album by the band Facemaker, check them out at www.facemaker.org
Last weekend we strove for maximum funness and finally peaked after the two forties we picked up on the way home from the show.
by The Dude January 20, 2005
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funnel

a device in which you drink beer from
"omg...did you see how fast she funneled that can of beer?"
by mary February 24, 2005
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funneh

A (sarcastic) version of "funny". Often used to mock others or oneself.
A bad joke can be responded to with: omg! teh funneh!!!!!1!
by PhastPhrog May 17, 2005
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Funniest

Funniest means, that it was a great time, and or place
"That was the Funniest time I've ever had."
"Thats the Funniest place I've been."
by Sn1p3rxSh0ts October 16, 2018
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funniless

the opposite of funniest , not funny , absence of anything that resembles funny
Americas funniest home videos and funniless hosts.

Ellen DeGeneres,Rosie Odonnel and Whoopie Goldberg are the funniless female comics I know of.

That Joke was so funniless.. I didn't forget to laugh it just wasn't funny ..
by TribalE July 24, 2006
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