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mud funnel

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel
by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011
mugGet the mud funnelmug.

funnel job

when a guy lays on his stomach and a girl shoves a funnel up his ass and pisses in it
when her boyfriend passed out she gave him a funnel job.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
mugGet the funnel jobmug.

funnelation

A deviant sexual fascination with cramming a funnel up someones ass and introducing various foreign substances such as olive oil or urine.
YD sure is fascinated with that olds broads saggy ass!
It's because she is as into funnelation as his sick old ass is!
by SiGN me up! November 25, 2009
mugGet the funnelationmug.

Milk Funnel

The act of inserting an individual’s erect penis into the penis of another’s (erect or flaccid) while ejaculating. Usually performed in order to transfer semen into an individual who is running low or for pleasure purposes.
Jim: “Hey Tom, I didn’t cum last night when I had an orgasm what do I Do? “
Tom: “ Do you need a milk funnel?”
by Yogurtboys May 28, 2018
mugGet the Milk Funnelmug.

get the funnel

A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.
House cat: *meows angrily and pees and poops*
Me: Time to get the funnel! (rolling my eyes)
by CP Dogg June 8, 2021
mugGet the get the funnelmug.

Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.
Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.
by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008
mugGet the Candy Funnelmug.

funnel text

Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.
I was funnel texting last night....got 5 responders and ended up shagging Jessie again.
by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017
mugGet the funnel textmug.

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