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Thatchers Funeral

Slang for £10million or a large amount of GBP/Money.
Stoke have offered a Thatchers funeral for Grant Holt
by DareTheDev April 17, 2013
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Viking Funeral

When you're smoking a cigarette while taking a dump, and you lift up your junk and toss the butt into the bowl, and it lands on top of your turd and keeps burning. The only solution to this tragic epic is to give the fallen warrior an expedited trip to Valhalla through the boiling kettle of Hymer, i.e., a courtesy flush.
I was smoking in the john this morning, and I got a Viking funeral. I had to give it a quick flush before it totally stunk up the place.
by OldOllie July 21, 2016
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funeral for a friend

one of the many reasons why emo repels me. and for the poster who said old, wrinkly fudwanks, iggy pop is pretty old and wrinkly but he wipes the fucking floor with cunting ffaf.
classic rock and prog pisses on funeral for a friend.
by BadLieutenant October 18, 2004
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Rose funeral

Rose funeral is a relatively new death metal band from the US, they have five members and currently one album (the resting sonata)
"i just bought the new album by rose funeral"
by derosgt February 22, 2009
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Puerto Rican Funeral

when somone sleeps with women so big it breaks their bed and they have to put the bed on cement blocks
Andy's bedroom looks like a Puerto Rican Funeral.
by Auggie Doggie January 18, 2010
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funeral close

A relationship yardstick. You're so close with someone that you would go to their funeral if they died.
So who's this girl Beryl I hear about?

Just a friend. We're not even funeral close.
by Snathans January 6, 2009
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Facebook funeral

Finding out everything you wanted to know about someone and more after befriending them on Facebook. Spoiling all motivation to know them in more depth.
He/ she was really into me at that party a few weekends ago, we became friends on Facebook since and when I saw them again, they didn't seem that interested in me anymore. I guess our friendship got a Facebook funeral.
by GotLix August 30, 2012
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