fridackle

An urge to hit someone with a chair

“I want to fridackle you”

by Fridacklemeplease June 11, 2020

fridge dump

The act of giving or serving unwanted alcoholic drinks because they’re expired and/or awful to unsuspecting guests. The act results in a feeling of relief because there is now more room in the refrigerator for fresh, delicious alcoholic drinks. Additionally, a feeling of joy will occur simply by giving away shitty drinks to shitty guests.

Those filthy bastards Pat and Jeremy invited themselves over, so let’s fridge dump the Bud Lime Uncle Don brought three years ago on them.

by Zachzilla August 18, 2020

Friday kidney

When you shoot out a hard fart or shit and it knocks one of your kindeys loose

"Man I just shot out a Friday kidney."

by YuNg_BrAiDs February 25, 2022

Synthetic Friday

Originally coined on the Chicago Board Options Exchange, a Synthetic Friday occurs on a Thursday preceding a Friday in which the market is closed. Since there is no work on Friday, Thursday essentially becomes like a Friday. The word synthetic is used and derived from an option strategy called a Synthetic Long Stock, in which a trader buys a call and shorts a put, each with the same strike price (there are different variations of this strategy/trade.)

Market Maker A: "The market is closed tomorrow since it is Good Friday."
Market Maker B: "Nice, today's a Synthetic Friday."
Market Maker A: "Let's get bombed."

by SyntheticFriday April 1, 2010

community fridge

A refrigerator used by 3 or more people, commonly found in apartments and office buildings. It is a dangerous place to leave food without some serious indication as to whose it is.

"I was hesitant to leave my leftover T-bell in the community fridge, but I had no choice."

"Hey man, I'm hungry. Wanna go raid the community fridge?"

by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010

Plaid Friday

An alternative to Black Friday; Plaid Friday encourages people to do their holiday shopping with locally owned and independent businesses the day after Thanksgiving. Created in 2009 in Oakland, CA and adopted in New England in 2010.

E.F. decided to buy all his holiday gifts from his towns independent retailers on Plaid Friday this year, instead of trekking to the mall for Black Friday

by Somerville Local First November 24, 2010

Margarita Friday

An office tradition wherein a group of employees, usually in the computer programming field, will go to lunch at a Mexican restaurant and pound over-priced, over-sugared margaritas for 2 hours. The most common outcome is that absolutely nothing gets done at work between the hours of 8am - 11:30 am and again from 2pm - 4pm. Friday was historically the day that this happened, but more modern workplace environments can see this on any day of the week. After 2pm you may find more seasoned Margarita Fridayers at the closest bar to the restaurant hitting on the day staff.

IT'S FUCKING MARGARITA FRIDAY BITCHEZ!!! IS ON THE BORDER OPEN YET???

by scooterlover June 9, 2014