"Dude, that chick was so hot I had to give her the stray frog. I was like pac-man and she was a blinking ghost so I had to eat her."
by CatFancyMagazin August 12, 2012

The symbolism of a red frog is usually true beauty and if you see a red frog in a dream it could mean both true beauty and within the next year you’ll date your soul mate
by Jeff745 August 8, 2018

When the testicles are coated in a soggy film of sweat, and the chap is repeatedly tea-bagging the participants face in a bouncing motion.
by ParisianYoung September 12, 2015

A fucked frog is the worst type of friend you can have, it will tell your mother you are taking illicit drugs, it will tell your teacher that was you who draw the penis in the the white board at school. A fuck frog is a total cunt that is always looking with his big open 180 degrees eye sight to catch someone doing something bad to expose straight away.
Mum: Well Eric, have a great time at Stacy’s party!
Eric: Thanks mum.
Eric’s Friend: Eric will be taking mdma tonight
Eric: oh you fuck frog
Eric: Thanks mum.
Eric’s Friend: Eric will be taking mdma tonight
Eric: oh you fuck frog
by Ericthekid100 June 16, 2021

Once upon a time where was a regular everyday frog, but he really like to eat things that he, a frog, shouldn’t eat. One day the frog came across a horse. The horse accidentally stepped on the frog. But the frog lived, it was a miracle! The frog got soooo mad he ate the entire horse in one bite, and this is when Fricky Frog was born.
by Yakub? November 19, 2018

A giant frog with big ol mommy milkers. Big green tits, on a frog. A giant frog. The frog has to be at least 15 feet tall to be able to be a titty frog. Big gigantic jugs full of frog milk. Titty frog can often be used by cults as sacrificial objects, just lop off their honkers and sacrifice em to Satan.
What will Satan do with giant frog tits?
Why! That's a silly question.
Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!
What will Satan do with giant frog tits?
Why! That's a silly question.
Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!
Guy 1: nice hat ya got there
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.
by someone in need of Jesus November 24, 2020

by dank memes 420 February 29, 2016
